sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
I think it’s on mobile like when you type it in then it comes up with the tag an you press save in the top right corner but like idk???
ahh yeah got it thank you bb